January 19, 2010

AWESOME RANDOM CHAT

You:

fuck you and your friends

You:

buttfuck

You:

i mean it

You:

i know who you are

Stranger:

Why, does our awesomeness threaten you?

You:

fuck u

You:

you know i know who you are

You:

you think i dont remember?'?

Stranger:

I'm sure you do.

You:

so whats up bryan

You:

i mean....crystal

You:

do you keep doing drugs

You:

what are you up to now

Stranger:

I was just watching you talk to yourself.

Stranger:

But I'm just hanging out.

Stranger:

yeah.

Stranger:

Haha

You:

so im doing brownies for tomorrow....do know something to make them better that i dont know??

You:

happy ones

Stranger:

well, how are you making them?

Stranger:

Diffusing in to the butter, yeah?

You:

right

Stranger:

How much you using?

Stranger:

cause that influences how good they are going to be, haha.

You:

im doing for three prople and im using three blunts

You:

big ones

You:

colombian ones

You:

i live down here

You:

and this shit is good

Stranger:

yeah?

Stranger:

weed comes in blunts there?

You:

amazing

Stranger:

here, we measure in ounces

Stranger:

haha

Stranger:

pounds

Stranger:

kilos?

Stranger:

eh, whatever

Stranger:

haha

You:

the thing is that we are doing them for school...so they must not be that heavy...intended to make me laugh but still be able to hold it

Stranger:

youre taking BROWNIES before school? Brownies are such a crazy body trip

Stranger:

take the brownies after school haha

Stranger:

smoke weed before school./

You:

i want before school....it will be awesome

Stranger:

brownies after.

You:

awesome

You:

just imagining myself laughing at calculus pre ap....out of nothingness

You:

awesome

Stranger:

but you must learn, also!

Stranger:

and open the doors of your fertile young mind! make those neural connections!

Stranger:

ha!

You:

dont worry about that....learned enough

You:

i can take danger

You:

im aerodynamic

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