January 19, 2010

Tried the horny stuff.....didn´t worked out

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:

im looking for a GIRL!!!!!!!

You:

been heree the whole day

You:

for a horny girl

You:

i just get guys

Stranger:

hahaaa

Stranger:

im a girl

Stranger:

but

Stranger:

im not horny

You:

thats ok

You:

hows life soing for you

You:

doing

Stranger:

pretty amazing

Stranger:

you?

You:

im acytually at work

You:

this is fucked up

Stranger:

ooh where?

You:

colombia

You:

down south

Stranger:

and you wanna talk to horny girls, at work

Stranger:

haa

You:

weed country

You:

i just want an amazing chat for my blog

Stranger:

ohhh

You:

and i guess horny ones are more interesting

You:

unless we start talking about the meaning of life

Stranger:

sorry uhhh "ohh baby my pussys so wet"

Stranger:

there

Stranger:

lol

You:

ha!

You:

im still wondering how this thing works

You:

did we hit the chat button at the same time??

You:

or what?

You:

how do they decide that?

Stranger:

hmmm

Stranger:

destiny i reckon

Stranger:

orr

Stranger:

they have our details

Stranger:

and actually match you up

Stranger:

like, i duno based on favourite colour or what we search on google

Stranger:

its a conspiracy

You:

whats YOUR favorite color?

You:

mines blue

Stranger:

ohh damn,

Stranger:

orange

Stranger:

not colour then

You:

whats your favorite actor

Stranger:

hmmm

Stranger:

it varies i have men of the moment, women of the moment

You:

is not the actors then

You:

mines Zach Galifianakis

Stranger:

nope

Stranger:

who>?

You:

the beard guy from hangover

You:

he is hust awesome

Stranger:

ohhh

Stranger:

still havent seen that film

You:

WHAT!!!

Stranger:

i do apologise

You:

i live down here and seen it

Stranger:

im lazy

You:

i imagine you are from the states

You:

doesnt matter

You:

whaat is the last thing you have seen

Stranger:

london actually

Stranger:

aaand in the cinema or in general last film?

You:

both

You:

have you seen 500 days of summer?

Stranger:

Umm cinema was paranormal activity, dvd at home napoleon dynamite

You:

napoleon dynamite...awesome movie, paranormal activity was shitty...highly unbelievable

You:

what about 500 days of summer

Stranger:

yehhh and so over hyped

Stranger:

which ones that?

You:

OMG!!!

You:

thats like the girl movie of the moment

You:

its just awesome

You:

almost cry

Stranger:

im not particularly chick flicky

You:

well...do you play sportd?

You:

sports

Stranger:

nahh but i used to work at a gym so i train a lot there

You:

you whats fun down here in south america....we practice about any sport there is....but we dont get any help from the government....we got to finance it ourselves

You:

that kind of sucks

You:

now im doing underwater rugby

Stranger:

we dont get that much help

Stranger:

underwater rugby?

Stranger:

and that works how?

You:

you have this pool thats about 5 meters deep.....we have a ball the a bit samller than a soccer one and its full of water so it can actually travel underwater....we use snorklers and practice apnea to open our lungs....the ball cant get out of the water....its awesome....the only thing that bothers me is that i have to use thong.....its kind os a guys sport but we use thongs

You:

pretty rad

You:

but i know you wont beleive me

You:

google it

Stranger:

why thongsss?

Stranger:

sounds like an underwater cockfest lol

You:

hahahhahaha

You:

not going to picture that

Stranger:

i am :p

You:

thongs is for "aerodynamic" swim.....i guess the first guys where gays

Stranger:

haaaa

Stranger:

theyve been lying to youu

You:

i know

You:

i been talking to a stranger you know

You:

its easy to know they are lying

Stranger:

mhmm

You:

enoguh from you

You:

tanks

You:

sorry for any mispelling

You:

im use to write in sapanish

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